HAPPY 400th JAVA JAGUAR STRIP!

We celebrate episode #400 with… well, just a regular daily scene of Java being snarky in the cafe. I know for episode #200 I dropped the “I am your father, but not really I guess I was mistaken” bombshell story arc. (also featuring second not-father…) I thought about launching the true story of Java’s dad on 400, but I think such a super momentous event really needs to happen on episode #500. So, stay tuned for 100 more episodes of Java Jaguar to find out who his mysterious Jaguar daddy really is.

To help celebrate Java Jaguar’s 400th strip, you should have a Java party. With scones and espresso and civets. Invite all your friends and family. SmartCast your phone or computer to your Smart TV so that everyone can binge-watch every episode of Java Jaguar from the very beginning. Throw toast when Java says “toast!” It’s a finely controlled chaos event!

Seriously. Do it. I’m expecting an additional 10,000 page views today. I bought extra bandwidth on my host server today. Don’t make a monkey of me.

Oooh! There should be monkeys in Java Jaguar. Monkey test pilots flying in Falcon suits like Captain America has. New Captain America, not old man Captain America. This is also the second consecutive Java Jaguar strip that shows a pencil. Do kids even know what a pencil is? I bet if I wanted to handcraft a pencil from scratch without using any modern technology or pre-made materials it would take me over three years.

That is my “I drank coffee” ramble for the day.