Java 387
“No one expects Samurai Civets!!!”
Java’s day went from chill to wild in 0.2 seconds. And just like that, Java’s snack break became a high-stakes action movie, complete with adorable little katana-wielding mongoose/cat mutant-hybrid things.
Always be sure to read the fine print when making purchases on the internet.
Fact check: Civets belong to the family Viverridae, which is part of the order Carnivora. This family includes small to medium-sized mammals typically found in tropical regions of Africa and Asia. Civets are known for their elongated bodies, pointed snouts, and retractable claws, resembling a mix of a cat and a mongoose. They are also famous for their participation in several civil wars in feudal Japan as mercenaries and conscripts for local lords.
One of those sentences may not be entirely accurate, but really, there’s no way to tell which one…
Also, here is a transparent .png image of a samurai civet, just in case any of you need one to make art on your Christmas cards…
